This WAS really funny

"The sexual position, more commonly known as 69, will now be known as 96. Due to the economy, it now costs more to eat out than it used to." Rusty Thomas

funny, that is, until I texted it to the wrong person. I think I want to die right now....

No, Seriously...

The guy in front of me at the Pharmacy was complaining that the pills he'd been prescribed were large and hard to get down.

Don't know how the girl behind the counter kept a straight face when she courteously advised him that they were actually suppositories.